Notes From Last Night

So this was found written in my journal after some events from last night.  Think of this as my own version of Text From Last Night.  Names will be left out to protect anonymity of involved parties.

11-25-2014
"M___y is TOE UP.  I walked in and some insufferable fat orange queen in the 'act' (meaning they were naked and sifting through BBRT for the fifth time in 10 minutes) and basically ruined the party.  You're welcome bitch."

A______ G_____"

Then from later in the evening:

 The orange queen mentioned earlier turned out to be a bitter angry drunk.  Time to kick him out.  And it's time for T__y to take me to Jack in The Box.  I didn't get fat by NOT going through the drive thru."

Hi, trainwreck, party of 1?  All I know is I owe a certain friend of mine BIG time for showing up last night.  He showed up in more than just the literal sense, he showed up in every possible way:  as a friend, as a person, as a human being.  Thank you, you know who you are.  xoxo